The Love parade lost its love but was a great place to go and dance before that ….

And more to the point it wasn’t just for Tadpoles – I was able to spend time with my pet pole dancer Mylene as she stole the show in front of hundreds f people up there on the podium. The x-pole span the Greek gyrated and the bear gorged itself upon chips with lashing of Mayonnaise. He cut his tongue because he was so involved upon liking the creamy stuff off from his fingers. He flew into a rage of self-loathing that resulted in Mylene’s Xpert being pushed to the ground bent into a banana shape. The people at vertical leisure failed to humour the warranty because they said that is was covered for bare ladies but not lady bears.. ┬áthe adventure ground to a temporary halt!